JavaScript and coffee

In the morning, one might want to make a pot of coffee. Similarly, one might want to write a line or two of JavaScript. After making the pot of coffee, one might drink the coffee. One, however, cannot drink the line of JavaScript.

JavaScript is a computer programming language, widely used in web applications. Some say it is “the language of the web.” The page that you are viewing right now is written in JavaScript. It is not watching you. I haven’t programmed that into this blog yet. Come back again soon. I’ll know you’re here.

Coffee is a highly addictive and highly available drug that can be prepared in a number of ways. It may be snorted, but this is not one of the ways that it is typically prepared. It can also be injected under the skin, but this will likely lead to infection or death. Do not inject coffee into your skin. Please ask your doctor about how do to this and why you shouldn’t.

While you’re at it, consult your hacker friend about how they inject JavaScript into web pages to maliciously steal user credentials. Here is a challenge for you. Take this empty space: __. Now go find your hacker friend and tell them to make that empty space come to life so it can steal credentials and give them to me. I will sell the ill-gotten credentials for coffee on the dark web.

Some coffee is single-origin, meaning it can cost up to $20 for 12 ounces because we know where it came from. We don’t know where JavaScript came from. And many different machines have different interpretations of JavaScript. It’s like the Mona Lisa, which is like coffee because of the no eyebrow thing. Now the conversation has come full circle.

When I was a kid, I was told that drinking coffee would make my hair curl. I still do not have curly hair, even though I’ve been drinking coffee for almost two decades. I now drink about six shots of espresso in the morning, before I inject JavaScript.

Conclusion: Though both can be injected, only JavaScript can be injected safely. Ask your doctor how to inject JavaScript today.